Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Making of DOGA

I guess many of you might know DOGA as a white fat chinki seen during ktj times.In fact there have been days in kgp when nobody called me by my hindu name "Himangshu Jyoti Hazarika". Before I joined this organization, I had to look around if some one uttered Himangshu to ensure it was I who was adressed to. For the uninitiated DOGA was my nick name @ IIT Kharagpur.It is an acronym for "Dean of Gay Affairs".

The acronym says a lot but you wont hget a clearer picture if you are not in kgp. Although I have nothing against gay, lesbians, I am not one. I am in fact an unabashed supporters of the rights of sexual minorities.I also realise that there are numerous rumours as to how I got this all too striking name.There were no record breaking smocches or any other physical activity. I hereby go on record unlike many ppl I have never kissed a junior(guy) by force, have never had any physical interaction with my senior guys. Since everything is in kgp context, all physical intercations are assumed to bet between guys anything else does not need a blog to be known to kgpians - last of all my blog. However I have been at the receiving end of many a males affection, I can't help that I am cuter than most if not all.

So, again reverting to the title of the post. In our first year, we had a guy called Abhishek Satapathy who proudly proclaimed to have a girl friend and a boy friend. In his own words he was bi. This was done in broad daylight in front of a professor and a first year class who were not yet familiar to the concept of bukning.So, it was news, it was breaking news.Now, in the long class hours where we understod nothing except when to respond to roll calls, we started conducting polls. Kgp has a dean for evrything from student affairs to academics to so on and so forth. We also have a DOPA(nothing to do with dope but everything to do with another form of adult entertainment). My batch mates thgought we needed a new dean for gay affairs so that people can explore other avenues in the island where God decreed that only one half of human species shall reside.This need catalyzed by the Satapathy affair resulted in a poll. Of course Satapathy was the front runner but although I did not file any nomination whatsoever, I found myself a close second.It was probably cos I was more molestable I guess. On my part, I never objected to any form of physical advance.

The next chapter of this story was played at the glorious NCC camp.In this camp the official DOGA Satapathy was not there, so at the very outset, I was appointed acting DOGA.Herein, we had to share the same floor, our mattresses got intertwinned and often I found myslef on my neighbours bed. SInce we had to run early morning in bone shattering chill, we often hudled together to warm ourselves. Interestingly, some more queer things happened, we devised a modified GPL, a pilow would be placed on someone, and a group of people would perform a sort of simple harmonic motion over the poor guy. We called this choda, I shall not elaborate on this matter on account of decency.The important thing is that choda was magnetically attracted to me. It followed wherever I went. One thing led to other and I found myself becoming the one and only original DOGA of kharagpur.

Central characters:
me, HAnsraj Mishra, Subrat Panda, Pankaj Chauhan and all from flight 4 AIR NCC IIT KGP

36 comments:

  1. sahi hain ncc camp yo!!!! yar hansi ka aisakoi achha nick nahi pada kya

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  2. yo doga....aapke upar to pillow rakhne bhi jarurat nhi padti hogi.... :P

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  3. i was thr in 4 AIR NCC IIT KGP .... yo GAY ...

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  4. pillow was not for comfort. It was symbolic condom. Sassy was one of the guys with whom I slept.

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  5. dont worry , your days as Doga are now done , Doga.( oops Himanghsu ):P

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  6. Yoyoyo .. DOGA .. even I forgot ur name when I first met u and called u DOGA .. and then i felt like I commited the biggest crime of the century but after this I am quite relived .. and btw I always had a secret crush on you ... it was more technical though ... I hope ull understand it . Keep rocking we miss u :)

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  7. abe sale i was ur neighbor in the ncc camp as far as i can remember. and i can confirm that there was no sharing and no intertwinning. so dont fill up ur blog with shameless lies and have some guts to reveal the true truth.

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  8. saale tera aur mera bistaar bagal main tha do inch ka gap tha to idhar se udhar ho jaata tha

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  9. office main bhi nick fail gay kya?? prevent the outbreak, it will reduce ur chances to score :P :P :P

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  10. is thr a way to post pictures in comments, coz i have some real life snaps that can put another (completely different) aspect to this conspiracy theory.

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  11. office main larki kaam but sahar main fight marenge

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  12. for the record, I have said I have clarified I never objected to any form of physical adaance any activity to promote gay rights @ panda

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  13. you got elected after being beaten in the polls :O :O

    congratulations??!! :P

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  15. you havent had kisses or smooches with juniours?! I have proof to prove you wrong there... If you say you havent done it by force, then i appreciate that you arent a gay Rapist but a gentle she-male ;)

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  16. No one is going to take your place though sounak is a strong contender.....aapko wahaan pe bhi sab DOGA hi bulate hai??

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  17. what the fuck @ sobhit kuch jhooth hai dc was not bcos of that mangu, kalia lokesh sabko laga tha koi gay nehi hain.lokesh ka gf hain. mangu larki ke chakkar main chappal khaya hain and i have proposed to a girl and only a girl

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  18. @ kishan you should not equate my gracious sacrifices to she male stuff, we all know who she males of kgp are

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  19. ohk...friends, this is all crap...
    i know doga and I am confident that he is gay...
    he likes gay movies...loves to watch adult gay films...
    the onlt 2 times he had drinks, were with boys...
    he had a dc on him, coz a boy complained that he got sexual with him...

    anymore proof wanted...
    DOGA u rockkk man and u r gay...no good denying that :P

    --shobhit

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  20. a typical "Doga"'s defence :P

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  21. Doga you are gay. Lets accept it. And as for the customary NCC camp ritual, lemme shed some more light:
    We later did away with the pillow. We'd rather throw a doga onto the poor guy, like a sack of potatoes falling flat. Then we'd throw a panda or a nanda, and the rest of the warlords would jump on... it was fun, and a nice morning exercise. And I guess kishore would be a silent spectator with a wide smile :D

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  22. By the way, did I forget the eerie moaning sound which all the warlords would utter.... ? :P

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  23. it was also @ night after lights out

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  24. amazingly.. many of our present ktj heads have asked me over the past year.. what is doga's name??

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  26. Doga it was destined.... and u better try to change the destiny before it changes you :P

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  27. ahem!! ahem!!
    the fact that u cruised to victory inspite of a strong contender .. and then the "choda" adventures - all these offer strong testimony and u can never be replaced of ur "DOGA"ish self.. i bet u would have regained something similar in hyd too.. and i guess one of these nights.. we may find some mms scandal on debonair blog !! "sexy chubby panda boy in bed with company despos" :D... i was stunned and infact i had to chek ur orkut profile to find out ur full name... and during member time I remmebered himangshu jyoti hazarika as someone else and always wondered how come dogas name was missing !!! until i met u .. lots of lols!!! missing u doga .. :)

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  28. The way he looked at us (wing juniors) ... we were all terrified :P

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  29. whoa man, this is unusual, i always thought DOGA is Dean Of Godly Affairs , but it turns out that reality is much more funnier :P , and i oersonally don't think that he is gay.... but not so sure about bi :P :D

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  30. i totally agree with the fact tht DOGA was never biased to a particular type of orientation. i hearby clear tht hes straight.but in a place like kGP people like doga tend to get molested ..never mind dogu wht happened happened for gud u r staright still after staying 5 years in kgp being single,this itself is the biggest achievement

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  31. thanks @ nitesh hum himalay nehi jayenge

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  32. well well well :) As DOGA's ex roomie I can offer testimony tht doga's only constraint was tht he likd thm BIG. It wasnt Doga's fault tht in kgp guys outperformed gals in tht deptt. But his adult entertainment collection remaind true to his fantasies ... most of thm wud luk lik soccer vids till u realise tht it isnt ronaldinho juggling two footballs. And the only physicla rlationship he had is with ants ... fucking red ants. He fed them, gave them a home and shared his bed with thm :)

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  33. although we the current ktj heads, can't claim to be much of an authority on the subject, it sure makes for some VERY INTERESTING READING!!!

    Yo DOGA!! (or as Ambuj would have it, Himangshu :P)

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  34. see, there are names that just don't go. for start people might call you as Himangshu but eventually you will go to doga, trust me. :p

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